Waste, fraud, and abuse. We’ve heard the phrase a million times. Politicians tell us the key to making things better in our society is to simply eliminate this unholy trio of troubles. They never bother to detail specifically what they’re referring to, for attempting to do so might set their lips ablaze. Their declarations always elicit feelings of déjà vu. Where, precisely, is the waste located, and how much of it is there? Who, exactly, are the specific groups or individuals that have committed fraud? What types of abuse are we talking about? Is the problem really widespread, or limited to just a few cases? If you’ve really identified the root cause of these problems, what’s it going to take to eliminate them? And since this expression is uttered so frequently, why haven’t these problems been fixed by now? Sadly, this meaningless catchphrase is trotted out whenever the speaker has no real solutions to offer but pretends to have deep insights that are never actually enunciated.